welcome to porn mountain. i had a library patron who was obsessed with newscaster porn. i could never catch him actually doing it, but there was evidence. it took forever but finally i got my chance to catch him and i kept all of his print outs. he would go onto these ancient websites of people who screengrabbed newscasters and then talked about their attraction to the women, how they’d like to fuck them. library patron would copy and paste these chats into a word document and then print them out. he’d also edit their grammar and spelling before printing.